dimanche 19 juin 2016

je ne sais pas où mettre ça, alors je le signale ici, parce que je le découvre à l'instant.
Un site très bizarre, apparemment, "Your Dungeon is Suck": un type qui, en gros, dit du mal des jeux OSR et de tous leurs auteurs (US), avec pour l'essentiel des attaques basses et vulgaires sur les personnes, sur leur physique ou leur vie privée notamment… Très étrange, ce trollage délibéré - c'est du 3ème degré entre potes, ou juste de la haine pure? " It’s about time someone told you what a bunch of dickbags you are" dit l'auteur… Pas drôle, en fait.
'ai quand même vaguement souri à son Errata paroddique de DD5. Mais c'est de mauvais gout, bon, allez quand même:

Half-Orc Heritage (p. 47). From now on, Half-Orcs will no longer be referred to as, “basically Black people for the Forgotten Realms, with all positive social characteristics replaced by a ticking rage-bomb timer.” Just, you know, use your imagination with that part.

Holocaust Denial (p. 48). This is now an official Elven racial prerequisite.

Character Creation (p. 50). All players who wish to play a Bard character must smoke e-cigs. It’s a rule now.

Song of Convincing Minors to Partake (p. 52). Requires save vs. observe or 1d6 x 1000 g.p. bribe per each adult in range to avoid law enforcement response.

Feinting Interesting Character Concept (p. 79). This attribute is not supported by D&D 5E.

Sausage Fest (p. 94). The Ranger class is open to characters of both genders, however female characters who wish to be a Ranger must have a penis.

There Can Be Only Gandalf (p. 113). If you are using miniatures, D&D 5E only supports using the little Grenadier Gandalf guy from 1980 as your figure. Future supplements will allow use of the bald Illusionist chick.

Lighting Bag of Poop on Fire, Then Fleeing to Nearby Cover to Enjoy Prank (p. 180). Requires checks (in sequence) vs. DEX and WIS. Fail of either check requires check vs. STR or CHA, fail indicates character killed.

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