je ne sais pas où mettre ça, alors je le signale ici, parce que je le découvre à l'instant.
Un
site très bizarre, apparemment, "Your Dungeon is Suck": un type qui, en
gros, dit du mal des jeux OSR et de tous leurs auteurs (US), avec pour
l'essentiel des attaques basses et vulgaires sur les personnes, sur leur
physique ou leur vie privée notamment… Très étrange, ce trollage
délibéré - c'est du 3ème degré entre potes, ou juste de la haine pure? "
It’s about time someone told you what a bunch of dickbags you are" dit
l'auteur… Pas drôle, en fait.
'ai quand même vaguement souri à son Errata paroddique de DD5. Mais c'est de mauvais gout, bon, allez quand même:
Half-Orc
Heritage (p. 47). From now on, Half-Orcs will no longer be referred to
as, “basically Black people for the Forgotten Realms, with all positive
social characteristics replaced by a ticking rage-bomb timer.” Just, you
know, use your imagination with that part.
Holocaust Denial (p. 48). This is now an official Elven racial prerequisite.
Character Creation (p. 50). All players who wish to play a Bard character must smoke e-cigs. It’s a rule now.
Song
of Convincing Minors to Partake (p. 52). Requires save vs. observe or
1d6 x 1000 g.p. bribe per each adult in range to avoid law enforcement
response.
Feinting Interesting Character Concept (p. 79). This attribute is not supported by D&D 5E.
Sausage
Fest (p. 94). The Ranger class is open to characters of both genders,
however female characters who wish to be a Ranger must have a penis.
There
Can Be Only Gandalf (p. 113). If you are using miniatures, D&D 5E
only supports using the little Grenadier Gandalf guy from 1980 as your
figure. Future supplements will allow use of the bald Illusionist chick.
Lighting
Bag of Poop on Fire, Then Fleeing to Nearby Cover to Enjoy Prank (p.
180). Requires checks (in sequence) vs. DEX and WIS. Fail of either
check requires check vs. STR or CHA, fail indicates character killed.
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